iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000)

missalphabutt:

imma-burr:

iamtheblues:

iraffiruse:

Tumblr needs more bears

BEAARS

I can’t decide which is my favorite… the one scratching its balls, the one on the picnic bench, or the one angrily sitting in a kiddie pool.

It’s totally a toss up between the one scratching itself and the one in the pool. My god, this post is beautiful.

My usual username for things is ilikebearsalot. Sadly it was already taken on tumblr by an inactive blog about bears.

samandriel:

ftwin-chester:

Me and my friends when we’re out

This speaks to me on a deep and profound level

(Source: excepttheeyes)

valkubus:

mycroftsbooty:

shslspookyscary:

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

something really important

what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

a pharmacy

yeah it’s really only funny in french