I am an idiot mostly who loves dogs a lil too much, and I do not actually have a drinking problem, contrary to popular belief

 

bombing:

get that beautiful smoky eye look the easy way. set your lashes on fire

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

rapunzelie:

men who hear the word feminism and respond with “how about equality instead?” like oh you mean feminism? yeah that’s what I just said thanks for your meaningless input